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You know when you've been online too long when.....
You start introducing yourself as Jim at aol.com
Your wife drapes a wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like
You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again.
You name your children Eudora, Mozzilla, and Dotcom
All of your friends have an @ in their names
You tell the cab driver that you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy/Mommy's got work to do."
You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 5.0"
You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of the computer with a toilet
You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile. :-)
As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button
