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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" It's "Hi, how are you?"
---Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
Express Lane: Five beers or less
---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
You are too good for him.
---Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hill, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.
---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
