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Arbitrator (ar'-bi-tray'-ter):
A cook that leaves ARBY's to work at McDonald's
Avoidable (uh-voy'-duh-buhl'):
What a matador tried to do
Baloney (buh-lo'-nee'):
Where some hem-lines fall
Bernadette (burn'-a-det'):
The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize (bur'-gler-ize'):
What a crooks sees with
Control (kon'-trol):
A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters (kown'-ter-fit'-ers):
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse (ee-klips'):
What a barber does for a living
Eyedropper (i'-drop-ur):
A clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes (hee-rhos'):
What a guy in a boat does
Left Bank (left' bangk'):
What the robber did when his bag was full of loot
Misty (mis-tee'):
How golfers create divots
Paradox (par'-u-doks'):
Two physicians
Parasites (par'-ih-sites'):
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
Pharmacist (farm'-uh-sist):
A helper on the farm
Polarize (po'-lur-ize'):
What penguins see with
Primate (pri'-mate'):
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief (ree-leef'):
What trees do in the spring
Selfish (sel'-fish'):
What the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued (sub-dood'):
Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man
